- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Dude man, I'm high...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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