What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

ecks! why zee?

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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