why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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hey, my names mark.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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