J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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i hate black people

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Justin

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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