why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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