A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

there once was a frog with no leggs

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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