You were born.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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You have friends

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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pudding

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

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