What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Hi, my name is Jake.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

British Dentistry

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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