Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

William wright is Gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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