- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

tommy is retared

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Koalas mum is a slut

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