who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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