Justin Beiber's Talent.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

your moms my other ride

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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