A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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why dont they make black forks

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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hi bye

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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