- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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