black people

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Joke

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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