- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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