- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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