What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

I have a gay camel

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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