Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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An Artic Storm.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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