- Anti Joke

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Knock knock Shut up