- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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