- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's blue? The sky.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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