- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Woman rights.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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