- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

i just pooped that is all!

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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