Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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