How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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