whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Your mums a potato

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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