Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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