no pun intended

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

He--Hey guys

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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