Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

MySpace.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

VAL SUCKS

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

joke under this line wins _________________________

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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