Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Corn Muffins

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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