Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Women's rights.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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