- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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