- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Women's Rights

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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