- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A person from Singapore eats

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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