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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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