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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Do you like apples? Yes

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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