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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Today is March 22.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Get on the boat.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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