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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

a jew walks out of a furnace

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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