Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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