- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

women's rights, lol

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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