- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a duck?

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

25

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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