- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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