- Anti Joke

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.