- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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