- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

The Female Orgasm

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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