When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Waffles ate my grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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