- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What happened to your hamster? It died.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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