- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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