- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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