- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Queens Park rangers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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