Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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