- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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