I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Women's Rights.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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