- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

penis haha

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Potato!

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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