Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Ron Paul for President!

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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