The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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