- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

you gay?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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