- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Women can vote? WTF

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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