- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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