- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

knock knock no no you go now i clean

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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