One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Hey, Max!!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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I grunt when I poop.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Women's rights

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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