- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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