Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

knock knock There's no door

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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