How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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