a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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