- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why? Why Not?

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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