- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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The WNBA.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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