- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

bronson watt walks into a bar.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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