- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

You

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

save me from the nothing ive become

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

America

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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