- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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