- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

mental kid

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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