- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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