a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

i just pooped that is all!

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Anti Joke

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