How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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2 Penises

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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