- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

women's rights

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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