What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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