What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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