- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Yanter, Look it up

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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