What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Matt is a Duster!

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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a woman votes!

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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