So does Blake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

c-? men, C-men

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

216-409-7176 Call me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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