- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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