There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

what tall and looks like a jew?

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Darude- Sandstorm

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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