Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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