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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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