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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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