Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Women's Rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Vaginal secretions

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Knock knock What?

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I woke up today

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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stuarts mum

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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