- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

its funny cuz i laughed!

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Women's rights

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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