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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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