- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Health food.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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