- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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