Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What do you call a black man? Black

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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