A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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MAKE

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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AIDS.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

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