What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Knock knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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