- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Your mom is so nice.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Once upon a time, The end.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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