What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

thumb_up thumb_down

Who is it?

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

thumb_up thumb_down

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

thumb_up thumb_down

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

thumb_up thumb_down

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

thumb_up thumb_down

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

thumb_up thumb_down

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

thumb_up thumb_down

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down

What can hitler cook well Steak

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

thumb_up thumb_down

hey John will you make some copies

thumb_up thumb_down

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Some people like melon and others like soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Keanu Reaves

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops