whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Knock knock *open*

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Anti Joke

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