What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Stop procrastinating.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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