What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

The Female Orgasm

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Me

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Women's rights.

Women's rights.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

404: Anti-joke not found.

Man U

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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