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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

to get to the other side.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

identical jokes get different votes.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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