Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Xbox One

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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