- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock knock who's there? faith

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

My love life

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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