3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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