- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

pull my finger (farts)

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What is more worse than death? Death

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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