What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Homonyms should be band.

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Anti Joke

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